It’s almost that time of year again—Hanukkah* is just around the corner, and Christmas is speeding our way, too. If you’re inclined to give cannabis gifts, we have some ideas for you with our annual cannabis holiday gift guide. So check out our suggestions and head for our menu to speed up your shopping.
For The Beginner
Everyone has to start somewhere with cannabis, and if you know someone who isn’t into smoking (yet) but is interested in checking things out, we recommend Petra Mints. These good-tasting and low-dose (2.5mg) THC candies are just right for the cannabis novice. They come in three flavors and are about as easy as an edible can be.
3 for $55 or $18 each
For The Localist Stoner
Want to impress your local-loving-weed-smoking friend with a fantastic gift? We suggest you give a ⅛ jar of one of our Grand Rapids-grown strains. Top of the nice list is Stink; at 31 percent THC, it’s what a stoner is looking for to make the holidays bright. We also have Trmp’s Candy coming in at 24 percent THC. Again, small-batch grown and lovingly attended to; Pharmhouse weed is worthy of smoking.
$40 and $35
Your momma deserves this CBD-rich baller bag of bath dust. So pass this on to mom on Christmas with a nice pre-roll and give her some heavenly peace.
For The Athlete or The Elders
When you have muscle strain from running too many miles or joint pain from arthritis, we’ve got you covered this holiday season. Michigan Organic Rub is possibly the best balm around. First, it smells so good. Like good enough to eat good (but don’t do that), and it works like magic. The Vanilla Mint is our favorite, but Lavender Woods is equally excellent. Trust us, this stuff works.
For The Traveler
For people on the move who don’t have space in their bag for a grinder and an ⅛ jar, we recommend the 14-gram Old Pal Ready to Roll kit. The Pineapple Express or Lilac Diesel cannabis is pre-ground, and there’s a pack of papers and crutches in the super dope envelope. Gift it with a Pharmhouse lighter to show them some extra love.
If there is a cannabis brand that speaks to men, it’s Redemption. The flower is always high quality, and the dark and swarthy packaging is just cool—like Bruce Springsteen is cool. Like dad, cool. Hand him an ⅛ of Redemption’s High Society, some papers and a lighter, and you WILL be his favorite kid this holiday season.
For The Delivery Person
Whether it’s the postal worker, the pizza delivery guy, or your Shipt lady, these hard-working people deserve special thanks. So, instead of chocolate-covered cherries from the DoGe, grab some of our pre-rolls from Rare Michigan Genetics and DaFakto and make their day!
3 for $20
For The Gourmet
We carry a lot of edibles at Pharmhouse, and top-of-the-line are Wyld gummies. Made with real fruit juice and flavors unique to the company’s home state of Oregon, they provide a sweet buzz without all the fuss. Try Marionberry, Huckleberry, or Pear, and for a great night of sleep, Elderberry is the best.
$18 med only for Elderberry
For The Co-worker
Everyone needs to have a best friend at work, and yours deserves a great gift, too. Packaged in a nifty reusable tin, the Old Dune Farm 8-count pre-roll pack comes in Garlic Budder or Hella Jelly and is made from bud, not shake.
For Your BFF
This pre-roll is a gift for sharing, so when you give your bestie a North Coast Donut 2.5 gram infused pre-roll, suggest they fire it up immediately and enjoy it together. These premium flower live rosin pre-rolls are so good and if you’ve never had an infused pre-roll, now is the time. They taste great and give you a powerful, lasting buzz.
*we’ve been reading a bit about Hannukah and cannabis, and it’s a thing.
We wish you all the best for a wonderful holiday season. We’re glad to have you as part of the Pharmhouse Pham, and we’re looking forward to a phantastic 2023.